I love the smell and the taste of cum, the smell and the taste of pee, and the smell and the taste of shit. Smell and taste are, of course, interactive. Generally, one has to like the smell of something for it to taste good. In some cases, the opposite is true – it is the taste that persuades the nose that the smell is good.
I am a lifelong faggot, a lifelong dirtynastyfilthy faggot. All my life, I have been sucking cock and getting fucked. I suck cock because I love the action itself of sucking cock, and because I love cum. Of course, I always swallow all the cum with which I am rewarded. Just as every man is different, so every cock and its cum are different. The cum of vegetarians is different from the cum of meat eaters. The cum of smokers, drinkers, and drug users is different from the cum of those who do not smoke, drink, or use drugs. Poz cum is different from neg cum. The cum of men who cum often is different from the cum of men who do not cum often. The cum of gay men and faggots is different from straight men. I love the smell and the taste of all of it. I accept it all. I love to be seeded, fed, and bred by all of it. I imagine that that anonymous cum and the cum of strangers smells and tastes best, but that is just my fanciful imagination. I imagine, too, that the cum of men who fuck with abandon, who fuck carelessly and recklessly, who fuck without restraint, who put their dicks in every manhunt and fagcunt they can find, somehow smells and tastes even better. I adore poz cum. It is thrilling to savour it, to swallow it, to have it pounded and shot deep inside me.
Pee, too, has a wonderful fragrance, an addictively pleasing taste. Remember that I have been drinking pee all my life. I drink pee, of course, my own, and that of any man who will pee in my mouth. I also love men to pee in my face, on my head, and on my body. I love it when a lot of men pee on me. It not only smells good when I am being peed on, but when the pee dries. I hang out in public restrooms whenever I can. The smell of pee and shit is heavenly. I watch men pee. I ask them to pee in my mouth. I offer to suck their cocks. I ask them to fuck me. All the while, the smell of pee and shit keeps me very, very aroused. The smell and taste of pee, like cum, reveals a great deal about the men who share it with me. I love strong cum, strong pee. I often bring men home with me from the gay sex clubs to continue sucking and fucking. With the final fuck of the night, they stay inside me, spooning, as we fall asleep. That morning pee, the first of the day, is precious. I always have my men empty their bladders into my mouth before I suck them, before they begin the new day with another fuck. All my life, too, I have only douched with pee, my own and that of the men I suck, the men who fuck me.
Again, because I have been eating shit all of my life, revelling in its smell and in its taste, I do not find it offensive, not in the least. On the contrary, everything about shit excites me. With shit, a visual component is added the smell and the taste, further enhancing the experience of shit lust, shit savour, shit bliss. No one taught me to play with my shit, to smear it on me, to eat it. I have always played with my fagcunt, my sissypussy. The shit was a bonus. Whenever possible, I like both eating it and smearing it on me, then I lick it off, sometimes when it is still moist, and sometimes after it dries. If not convenient for one reason or another, I just eat it. I made the conscious and conscientious decision when I was very young to eat all my own shit. When I am home, I never use my bathroom. I shit wherever I feel like it, often just right onto my hand, or onto a plate, if it is softer. I then eat it immediately, either bite after bite, chewing it, savouring it, then swallowing it; or licking and sucking it up from the plate, chewing it, then swallowing it. I eat my shit when I am out, too, unless that is not possible, in which case, I save it for later. If is it hard, I just put in in my bag as is. If it is soft, I put it in a baggy. Shit is not dirty. It does not soil anything. It makes it drown. It adds its fragrance to all that it touches. It is not foul, though, as the unenlightened presume.
Public restrooms are such a turn-on for me. Of course, I love it especially when all of the stalls are full of men shitting. The smell is rapturous. At porn arcades, I suck anonymous gloryhole cock at least two or three hours every day. I love to be fucked through the holes, too, and for men to pee in mouth. I like to go the porn arcades when men are getting off work. Their cocks are tastier, then, and so are their yummy buttholes. I prefer the shitty ones. Sometimes I am even lucky enough to get men to shit in mouth right there. Many more men are willing to shit in the restroom, then come back and let me lick them clean. Many of my regulars come by daily for blowjobs, and to fuck me. Many of these are married, or bi. I do have other regulars, though, who, like me, get off on shit. My sissyclittie is tiny, worthless as a dick. When I am sucking cock and getting fucked, I never get hard. Only shit makes my clittie stand up a bit – all two inches of it. Only shit makes me cum.
I am a sex slave to many men, a toilet slave to others. Of course, I love sucking and fucking. I love the idea of having the cum of so many strange and anonymous men deep inside me, penetrating the tissues of my insides. I love being a slut for cock, a whore for cum. I imagine myself bred, not with babies, but with the essences of the men who fuck me. Drinking pee and eating shit, filling my tummy with these eliminations of men, makes me happy. I love feeling full of shit, having eaten so much shit that I actually feel full, satisfied, blissfully content with it. I never refuse cum, or pee, or shit. When I am lucky enough to drink the pee of the men I suck, the men who fuck me, or just men in public restrooms or elsewhere; and when I am lucky enough to have men shit in mouth, or just on the floor next to their favourite chairs, so that I can sit there and eat it while they watch their televisions or porn; whenever men bless me with their pee and their shit, I then have my peeing and shitting to anticipate eagerly. Their pee becomes my pee; their shit, my shit. Cum sweetens the mix. Oh…the sublime joy of being a filthy faggot whore.